Troilus and Cressida Jr!

Kaede Johnson
Nov 27, 2022
1 min read

Act I, Scene ii

The product of two or three days of filming and stop-motion animation plus over seven months of nonstop production, Troilus and Cressida Jr! is ready for public consumption.

Ronan is angrily demanding I clarify that "nonstop" is not exactly the right word to use there. Far from it, in fact. But yes, this was filmed back in April, and we are finally done with it. Here's the scoop:

Pandarus, a Trojan aristocrat, endeavors (with striking enthusiasm) to set up his niece Cressida with local hunk Troilus, egged on by lovesick Troilus himself. Pandarus and Cressida watch as Troilus and other Trojan soldiers march back from a battle with the Greeks (it's basically Iliad fanfiction). Cressida's already caught feelings for Troilus, but, knowing her uncle is a bit of a boob, she plays dumb to get Uncle Pandar all riled up!

Aaaaaand scene!